A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night,she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, and I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well,Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to operate, but he said he'd contemplate into it and catch back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't catch the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, or he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research,implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, or but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product,he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk approximately it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was contemplate at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "qualified, and " said the new husband,"but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna catch screwed!" submitted by madazzahatter to Jokes[link][304 comments]
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