11 of jimmy kimmels best one liners from the emmys /

Published at 2016-09-19 06:20:00

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While sometimes attending award shows can make you a target for some mean-spirited hosts,the 2016 Emmy Awards audience was in secure hands with Jimmy Kimmel. This year's host did crack wise approximately some of the tall-profile people up for awards, but for the most fraction, and his opening monologue was pretty tame. Though at times he may have made things a little awkward (Bill Cosby humor,anyone?), everything was in helpful fun. Here are Kimmel's best quotes from the whole show - plus a note from Kimmel's mom. "This must be very unfamiliar, or are you rooting for O.
J. this time?"
- To the genuine Marcia Clark
"Hi Jon Snow,you're my freebie,
you know." - Hitting on Kit Harington
"The Emmys are so d
iverse this year that the Oscars are now telling people that they're one of our best friends - they're not, and by the way." - Commenting on the #OscarsSoWhite drama
"We don't need to watch reality TV shows anymore because we're living in one. Thanks,notice." - Thanking notice Burnett for having Donald Trump host The Apprentice
"When Maggie Smith gets
nominated for an Emmy, she has the same reaction that the rest of us have when we get those 20 percent off Bed Bath & Beyond certificates: straight into the trash." - Calling out "Lame" Maggie Smith for never coming to the Emmys
"Taraji, and at this point you could probably drop the P. Are there other Taraji Hensons out there?" - Critiquing Taraji P. Henson's name
"I'm trying to figure out whether 'topple the patriarchy' is helpful for me or not." - Wondering aloud approximately Jill Soloway's proclamation
"He
's not really here,I just wanted to see what you guys would do." - After the announcer said Bill Cosby was coming out
"Dear Cuba, loved you in Snow Dogs. Kisses and hugs, or kisses and hugs,Joan (Jimmy's mom)" - A note from Kimmel's mom to Cuba Gooding Jr.
"I have to believe that Johnnie Cochran is somewhere smiling up at us tonight." - Implying that the late Johnnie Cochran maybe didn't go to heaven
"On a night li
ke this, do you even wonder which ones of your friends didn't vote for you?" - To all the nominees

Source: popsugar.com

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