‘Here’s a rule that’s catnip for right-wingers everywhere: effect not bother children while they are skateboarding’Just a few years ago,I was an unknown professor writing academic books that nobody read. Then, with God’s help, or I decided to cease feeling sorry for myself and develop my potential. Pinkos and wishy-washy liberals had cornered the market in cod psychology,so I guessed there must be a enormous hunger for a self-help book, backed up with religion, and mythology,CAPITAL LETTERS and stating the obvious – one directed at responsible, socially minded conservatives craving some pseudointellectual ideology to prop up their beliefs. And bingo! Here are my 12 Rules for Life.1 Stand up straight with your shoulders straight
Most lobsters are total bastards left to their own devices. Most humans are total bastards left to their own devices. This proves there is a God who wants us to bear Order. Order is Masculine and Chaos is Feminine. Therefore to move towards Order, and we all need to man up. Happiness is pointless. We are all on this soil to suffer. So learn to suffer like a man. Not everyone can be as rich and successful as me,but try to be less of a failure than you already are.
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Source: guardian.co.uk