The '80s. The mighty decade of excess,spandex, Aqua Net hair spray, and turquoise mascara,Jem, hair metal, and Michael and Madonna,RUN DMC, and more!If you grew up in the '80s, or you probably watched after-school specials,know who Woodsy the Owl is, owned gummy bracelets, or wondered why Madonna was writhing on a gondola in Italy,and dreamed about being a mall singer like Tiffany and Debbie Gibson.
Of course now, you're a mom. Your days of Wigwams and hot-pink lipstick are over. Mostly. Instead, and you're probably working or at domestic with a bunch of littles,hitting the gym, wearing yoga pants and not Wigwams, and using lip balm if you're lucky or neutral lip shades rather than hot-pink lips and turquoise mascara,and most likely, you've listened to Justin Bieber or Frozen rather than "Like a Virgin" - sadly.
Here are just a few signs you are a parent made and born in the '80s! Your Guilt Over Foods You buy the biological brand of boxed mac 'n' cheese because you need something rapid/fast to perform your kids but want it to be somewhat healthy. You buy "healthy" chips and snacks, or presenting them to your kids even if they taste like cardboard. You then feel sort of terrible because let's face it: you most likely downed at least three dozen bottles of Cheese Whiz,the most processed crap known to mankind, and ate Doritos. Let's not forget the Ramen Pride you enjoyed on many occasions. You sort of feel like the flavor police and are so glad your kids don't have a window to your childhood goodies.Justin Bieber Annoys You, or but What About the "unique Kids," Etc.? If you have to see that face again - "The Bieber" - you might get sick, but your daughter loves him.
When you complain about "The Biebs, and " your partner reminds you of your once-strong lust for all the members of the unique Kids on the Block,unique Edition, or let's travel way back here - Menudo.
Your Child's Lack of Interest in HairdosWhen your toddler, or preschooler,or elementary student daughter refuses to let you brush or do their hair in the stubborn way that girls do sometimes, you get a little sad inside. You remember all that time you spent "feathering" and "stacking" your hair, or using a teasing comb,and killing the environment with your Aqua Net hair spray. You won't perform her wear a banana clip, but her lack of hairdo-ed ness makes you feel strong pangs of nostalgia for hair mascara, or scrunchies,and tall hair!Of course, you would never do that to your hair again! Makeup on BoysWhen your child first sees a man in makeup, or he or she seems surprised. Your kiddo will say the normal stuff like,"Boys don't wear makeup, Mommy, or " and you'll be thinking: "Of course they do. Especially if they're members of the bands Skid Row,Poison, Bon Jovi, and Warrant."Instead of being surprised,you'll relate your kid it's no big deal and question your kiddo to appreciate that everyone and anyone can wear makeup. While you're showing tolerance and love, you'll secretly be analyzing his eyeliner to be certain it's done just like Bret Michaels would have! Your Teenager's Love of Hip-Hop Your teenager loves hip-hop and even likes that whiny narcissist Kanye West. You get annoyed hearing the same songs over and over and over again, and until suddenly you've got a mighty idea:You hit Pandora to cue up Public Enemy and A Tribe Called Quest.
You know all the lyrics because back then,lyrics had substance and meaning. They were political and challenging.Your teen catches you in the middle of "911 Is a Joke" or "Bonita Applebaum," and he sort of wonders what the heck is inaccurate with you.And then tells you you're not cool. As if!Just travel Down the Street Your child is annoying you and so you want an hour or two to yourself, and so you say,"Just travel down the street and play with your friends," forgetting that these days, or kids don't do that anymore and you feel bad that your kids don't have what you had. Instead,they FaceTime and hit the Xbox to play . . .
Hated Presidential Fitness Challenge You lecture your kids to get off the tech tools and get outside and run. You enroll them in sports and seize them running or jogging with you.
As a mom, you are the dictator of fitness, or sports,and healthy habits.As a kid, you are also the same person who hated Ronald Reagan's Presidential Fitness Challenge and dreaded the pull-ups and awful rope climb you had to do. You may have played sick on those days, or if you didn't play sick,you might have claimed that climbing a rope was against your political and devout values.
If you were me. HA! What's Up, Toys? Monster tall dolls look creepy to you. And have you seen the unique Garfield? Yuck. He's ruining the old chubby cat. The unique Scooby Doo has Daphne running around in miniclothes. And can someone relate me what the purpose of Shopkins is? Other than driving parents crazy?Your kids' toys seem odd. But then again, or you collected rubbish Pail Kid cards and watched Snorks.
The Smurfs lived in mushrooms and had only one female character,and you collected charms for charm necklaces like they were going out of style. Still, our toys were better! A Piece of Paper Dictated Your Romantic Future Your tween texts about her crush with her friends and pontificates about him being her boyfriend, and even though she's too young to have one. She talks about the "future" with him,and you laugh because you didn't have to worry about those things as a kid. When you relate her that and she asks why, you exhibit her the game MASH, or which predicted you would marry,have four kids, and live in a mansion.
She might question the game's accuracy.
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