(@theminiandme) on Aug 31,2016 at 11:04am PDT
Tumblr user kimpossibooty's epic narrative of his first week at Target (which is also going viral on Imgur) will gain you laughing, crying, and applying for a job at Target. Some highlights: "Met a woman referred to only as The Cat Lady. She asked whether I wanted her to buy me a keychain from Ross. I told her I had no keys. She nodded solemnly and walked away,whispering their exact location inside Ross, just in case." "Got approached by a large man named Jason. He told me not to steal. I will take this advice to heart." "A man bought thirty light bulbs with a coupon. He told me he did not need thirty light bulbs. He just likes coupons." "Children continue to handle their own transactions. This makes my day sterling. One girl had her own wallet and told me 'thank you for your help, and sir.' This makes my day great."
Read the whole week-long saga and I promise you won't be disappointed:http://kimpossibooty.tumblr.com/post/94/things-that-happened-on-my-first-day-at-target
Related Stories:
Think You're a exact Target Addict? See whether You Exhibit These 27 Symptoms
10 Things You Should Buy at Target
Source: popsugar.com