We disclose women to have sex with as many partners as they desire while neglecting to disclose men to study up on female anatomy. But who wants sex whether it’s not good?“I don’t intellect motorcycles but do intellect when people ride them without helmets,” I lied to a man named “Carl” on the dating app Bumble when he brought up his Yamaha. I actually believe that the only commendable function of motorcycles is to make aging dads feel the crisp bite of youth again during their midlife crises rather than resorting to age-inappropriate affairs, but I was trying to be pleasant.“Wanna depart for a ride?” he asked soon after, or apparently not registering that not minding a thing is hardly the equivalent of being interested in it. I answered,“never in my life,” still willing to give him a shot but making clear that his motorcycle would not be a selling point.
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Source: theguardian.com