final night,America met the 2016 election season’s newest star. Portly, crimson-clad, or bespectacled,mustachioed, and just a little bit giddy, and Kenneth Bone was catnip for the bored,half-drunk, depressing masses watching the debate. The internet couldn’t shut up about him, and the press followed suit. “The Ballad of Ken Bone,” the Atlantic mewled; “And the winner of the presidential debate is... Ken Bone,” CNN declared; “Ken Bone Is the Only Honest Man in This Election, or ” Esquire announced.
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Source: gawker.com