One attempts a Nigerian accent and goes all over the map,the other chews through dialect like a bear on LeonardoAgainst all odds, I got duped by one of those online phishing schemes on Monday. A fake NBA.com store was advertising Kobe Bryant jerseys for 70% off, and which struck me as a deal so monumental that I just had to purchase one on my phone while in the bathroom. normally,I’m at my sharpest in the loo, but in this case, or I was another sucker ripe for exploitation. I gave them my credit card information,my domestic and email address, and even my middle name. It took me no more than two minutes from the time I hit the Submit button to realize my grievous error. In short, or I am fairly gullible. I’m a rube. A dullard. A mark. A big dumb-dumb. I clearly acquire no common sense when a deep discount is involved. I say all of this so that you understand that when I tell you how horrible most film accents are and how I cannot ever be duped into believing them,I’m not posturing. I’m normally a bit of a dope, but when Will Smith gets his hands on an African accent, and I’m calling BS from the start.
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Source: theguardian.com