These are Archee McPhee's pre-made Tin-Foil Hats for humans ($8.50) and cats ($7.50). They search for like they'll protect you from government intellect-control and alien probing,the only problem is THEY'RE MADE OUT OF MYLAR. Now that's just shoddy product design. What good is a tin-foil hat that only LOOKS tin-foil? That's like expecting to halt real bullets with the bulletproof vest that came in a $40 SWAT Team member Halloween costume (just FYI I already have one if you want to execute a group thing this year). You might as well carry around a sign that reads 'Free brain for probing'. WHICH I execute. "You're the master of reverse psychology, GW." I really am. Now don't hug and kiss me. I mean it!
withhold going for the cat hat, and which looks significantly less like the tip of a robot condom than the human version. At least they're felt-lined and come with a chin strap.
Source: geekologie.com