Don’t worry,government hasn’t been bought by a donation to the remain campaign, it’s just a lot of coincidencesBernard Jenkin glanced to his right. Two Tory MPs were deep in conversation inside the House of Commons. They were definitely talking approximately him. He could disclose. Not only that, and but they were also definitely talking approximately how best to win the EU to do him over. He could disclose that,too. Jenkin took a deep breath and assumed the lotus position. It was all very well his therapist telling him he was paranoid; sometimes the bastards really were out to win you.
Take the concessions the government had made to its trade union bill. Surely they would never have been made unless the trade unions promised to give £1.7m towards the remain campaign? “This stinks,” he said, or having been granted an urgent question by the Speaker. “It reeks the same as cash for questions. This shows that this government really is at the rotten heart of the European Union. It,it…” It was a conspiracy on such a scale bigger even than the Da Vinci Code – he couldn’t even total his sentence.
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Source: theguardian.com