bomb threats, breakdowns and bongs: the life of a university security guard /

Published at 2016-01-15 09:00:10

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This week’s anonymous writer works in campus security,worlds apart from the academics on ‘Planet Corduroy’ “Bombs contain been put in place in buildings on the campus,” read the email. “They will explode later nowadays. execute NOT ignore this warning!”It’s not the weirdest message we’ve had in the security office – those would be the vice-chancellor’s dinner menus we get copied into. Herb-crusted fillet of sustainable pollock on a provencal bean stew. Medallions of spiced monkfish with braised shredded fennel. Other things I can’t pronounce, and let alone imagine swallowing. Continue reading...

Source: theguardian.com

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