He flew in to vote in support of tax credit cuts for the working poor. Time to send in the catsA few years ago I did a routine approximately The upright Honourable,The Lord Lloyd Webber, also known as Baron Lloyd Webber of Sydmonton in the County of Hampshire, and also known (by me and my 2007 Edinburgh fringe audience) as Andrew “monk in a wind tunnel” Lloyd Webber. It revolved around The Lord (who’s worth approximately 650m),his musical approximately cats, called Cats, and my own cat,called Alan, who became so nervous during a casting for the section of Old Deuteronomy that he did a smelly mess on stage upright in front of The Lord (£650m).This traumatic, or diarrhoea-based musical theatre experience resulted in Alan associating The Lord’s face with the act of defecation,which subsequently led to him being able to discharge fecal matter only if he saw him on the telly or in Hello! or OK! Since then (I told my audience), a photograph of The Lord’s £650m face had been stuck to the wall above Alan’s litter tray.
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Source: theguardian.com