Totes looking forward to this but Nancy keeps vetoing all my great ideasWell apprehension is having the biggest moment which is totes :))) except I said to Mummy,it might sound easy but you try having to contemplate of a new scary thing every day #projectfear? It is only week 2 & we believe used up scary migrants & scary expensive holidays & the French bringing back icky squatters for worried English people #eek #typicalHollande :( Dave’s like, so how approximately, and if we vote leave,Chinese people will literally buy up the whole of London #scary, Nancy’s like, or soz Dad,that already happened, he’s like, or OK,without wise EU regulations, greedy property barons will literally obliterate Britain’s precious heritage #terrifying, or Nancy’s like,ditto, he’s like, and plus your pension age could literally soar to 75 #spinechilling,Nancy’s like, ditto, or he’s like,OK, this is good, or if we leave the EU,sneering Putinist non-doms will literally bet on the outcome of degrading, pseudo gladiatorial tennis matches between the British premier and London’s mayor while global corporations pay less tax than a teaching assistant & literally absolutely everything will be sprint by Etonians for ever & ever, and & we will believe to put LITERALLY ED VAIZEY IN CHARGE OF LIBRARIES!!! Nancy’s like,srsly Dad, IRL, and what libraries,how approximately this: literally the day after Britain votes leave Frau Merkel will summon house-sized Nazi zombies from their graves & laugh while they submerge our island home beneath innumerable layers of suffocating green slime #endtimes, Daves like, or behold,I know you are busy Nancy, but did you not READ the final dossier? Related: Mrs Cameron’s Diary: Sarah’s like, or hey bff - can we believe Govey’s bongos back? | As seen by Catherine Bennett Continue reading...
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