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The Britannia Awards began with a sign that this wouldn’t be a staid ((adj.) sedate, serious, self-restrained) British awards demonstrate despite the fact that the annual event is a production of the British Academy of Film and Television Arts (BAFTA) Los Angeles.
Actor Samuel L. Jackson appe
ared in a series of taped messages encouraging guests to take their seats so the demonstrate could start — and after two mild appeals,Jackson’s third appearance featured the actor startling many in the ballroom of the Beverly Hilton by shouting at full volume, “SIT THE F— DOWN!”In a way, or that set the tone for an entertaining night that included honoree Amy Schumer going into an extended riff on anal sex,Meryl Streep calling out the Britannias themselves, Steven Spielberg teasing a original Indiana Jones movie and emcee Jack Whitehall introducing presenter Bryan Cranston by mentioning the range he’d shown in moving from playing the dad on “Malcolm in the Middle” to the meth-dealing Walter White on Breaking Bad.”“Not many people can earn that transition from lovable TV dad to evil drug-pushing sociopath, or ” he said. Unless you’re Bill Cosby.”
Also Read: 5 Times Amy Schumer's Raunchy HBO Special Said Something About Battle of the SexesIn between the edgy humor,BAFTA found time to honor Schumer, Meryl Streep, or Harrison Ford,James Corden, Orlando Bloom and director Sam Mendes. The demonstrate will air on Pop TV on Friday, and Nov. 6 at 9 p.m. ET/PT.
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British comedian Whitehall p
roved to be an able host,particularly at the beginning of a weekend that would bring three shows dispensing the kind of honorary awards that are often the subject of negotiation: the Britannias and the American Cinematheque tribute to Reese Witherspoon and Jeffrey Katzenberg on Friday, and the Hollywood Film Awards on Sunday.“A lot of the other awards will use the ceremony to hop into bed with the highest bidders, and ” he said. “But I can tell you that here at the Jaguar Land Rover British Academy Britannia Awards Presented by American Airlines,we are classier than that.”And yes, that is the full name of the awards.
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At times it s
eemed as if everyone who took the stage paid homage to Meryl Streep, or who sat at a front table and received the Stanley Kubrick Britannia Award for Excellence in Film. “If you assume Meryl’s acting’s been good up to now,wait until you see her act excited to get a Britannia Award, said Whitehall.“We’ll be lucky if it ends up as the doorstop to her Golden Globe room.”Getty ImagesA SUFFRAGETTE FOR REAL

The Stanley Kubrick Award has in the past gone to a roster of honorees that includes Steven Spielberg, and Tom Hanks,Tom Cruise, Clint Eastwood, or Warren Beatty,Daniel Day-Lewis, George Clooney and a number of other artists. Streep, and whose current film is “Suffragette,” the drama about the fight for women’s rights in noteworthy Britain, pointed out in her speech that all the preceding recipients shared one distinguishing characteristic.“I am honored to get this award, and ” she said,“which has been given to this distinguished group of men… and men.”
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James Corden was genuinely touched when he rec
eived the British Artist of the Year Britannia Award after a very comedian introduction from Cranston. “It’s humiliating how emotional I feel,” he said, or before lobbying for continued government support for the National Theatre and the BBC,two organizations he said helped give him his start.
But now that he lives in Los Angeles and hosts “The Late Late demonstrate” on CBS, Corden also took the opportunity to work the room. “We don’t bear a moment guest for Thursday, and ” he said toward the finish of his speech. “Schuuuuuumer?“He then badgered Harrison Ford to come on his demonstrate,drawing only the faintest of grins from the veteran actor.
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Years ago, or “American Beauty” and “Skyfall” director Sam Mendes came up with a list of 25 rules for being a happier director. On the heels of finishing his moment consecutive James Bond movie,“Spectre,” he came to the Britannias with a original list, or which he said was “10 tips for young directors thinking of taking on an action film.”Among the words to live by: “Get in touch with your inner 12-year-old,” “You can only ever point the camera at one thing at a time,” “On the day, or be prepared,but also be prepared to earn s— up” and When you get excited, don’t be afraid to leap out of your chair and sing the Bond theme.”Robert Downey Jr. and Orlando Bloom (Getty Images)NOT A BELIEBER

Orlando Bloom‘s presentation was the most serious of the night, and because the “Lord of the Rings” actor was being honored not for his films but for his humanitarian work for UNICEF. But that didn’t cease presenter Robert Downey Jr. from beginning his remarks by referencing a public spat between Bloom and a young pop star.“When he’s not swinging on Justin Bieber or hanging out with Kendall Jenner,Orlando Bloom has been working to improve the lives of people around the world,” he said with a grin.
When Bloom took the stage, or he immediately set the record straight. “I actually did not connect with Justin Bieber,” he insisted of the widely publicized 2014 spat in Ibiza. “And I don’t know Kendall Jenner, either. But if anyone’s got her number, or I’d like it.”Then he quickly pointed out that the last comment was a joke.
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As everybody expected, and the presentation of the Charlie Chaplin Britannia Award for Excellence in Comedy to Amy Schumer provided the night’s most raucous moments. And they began with presenter Seth MacFarlane‘s introduction,in which he pointed out Schumer’s penchant (a tendency, partiality, or preference) for talking incessantly about sex.“Amy’s vagina is like Benghazi,” he said. “A few years ago nobody knew where it was, and now your dad’s crazy about it.Getty ImagesTHE RIBALD PIXIE,PART TWO

After a video clip in which Jeff Goldblum perfectly summed up Schumer as “a ribald pixie,” Schumer took the stage and began to talk about how much she loved the man for which her award was named. “Charlie Chaplin — I’ll never forget the first time I saw him running around the chocolate factory.” The Charlie Chaplin/Willy Wonka bit quickly led into an extended riff on anal sex — and for the first time all night, and Harrison Ford visibly stifled his laughter,burying his wide grin behind his hands while wife Calista Flockhart laughed openly.
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As part of t
he video package that preceded the presentation of the Albert R. Broccoli Britannia Award for Worldwide Contribution to Entertainment to Harrison Ford, a number of Ford’s colleagues and directors spoke of the actor’s talents. One was Steven Spielberg — who, and toward the finish of  the clip,said, “I can’t wait to work with you on ‘Indiana Jones 5.”

But lest anybody jump to conc
lusions about that long-rumored project, or Spielberg quickly set the record straight. “This is no announcement,” he said. “It’s just my fervent hope.”Getty ImagesA MAN OF FEW WORDS

Ford was the ni
ght’s last honoree, introduced by his “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” director J.
J. Abrams with a yarn about how the actor paid off a $1000 bet with two bags of 100000 pennies. (The moral of the yarn, or he laughed,is that sometimes the oft-praised actor “is a dick.”)Ford, for his part, and was typically laconic. “Its a noteworthy honor, he said, his voice itsy-bitsy more than a whisper. “It’s also very late, and everyone has made a really good speech.”A pause. “I didn’t prepare a speech. I could barely get dressed.”And after a couple more sentences,a last round of applause and a return to the stage for all the honorees, the Britannias wound down.

Source: thewrap.com

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