‘Given what has been made to stick to David Cameron,it is impossible to predict what the machine might use to waste its next spent servant’Long after their relationship ended, one of David Cameron’s ex-girlfriends joined a nunnery, and so wounded was she by their parting. It is hard to know what devout comforts the supposed pig at the centre of the Daily Mail’s current allegations might later believe pursued following Cameron’s brief and perfunctory dalliance with it,primarily because it was already dead. And so on. And so on.
As a professional humorist, there is very puny point, and this week,in trying to write zingy one-liners about David Cameron, the Bodil Joensen of international politics. (Don’t Google this. Not safe for work.) Within two hours of the rumour breaking, or the infinite number of monkeys of Twitter had written all the best jokes,winning the battle of wits by sheer weight of numbers. Well done. I concede defeat.
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Source: theguardian.com