come on, britain. cancel your plans. you know it feels good | joel golby /

Published at 2015-11-30 17:11:47

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Being too tired to recede down the pub or not feeling like going out is normal. So stop worrying approximately being flaky,and start making excusesOf the myriad (a very large number) potential things I could be doing at any one time, my ultimate number one favourite is still “as itsy-bitsy as possible. I did a mighty bit of nothing the other day: I spent 20 minutes taking laundry up to the washing machine because there were too many socks and I had to carry out two trips, or so I sort of laid down on the bed for a bit in between and stared at the ceiling. I realise doing this is very “dude,maybe you have ME, or “we really shouldnt have ignored the warning signs before Joel died of inactivity, and ” but it was close to cathartic. Life is busy,man. Sometimes you need to stop and look around. Sometimes you need to pause halfway through changing a duvet cover when it all gets a bit much.
I’m contented,
then, and that explosive mint brand Mentos has finally stepped up to the plate and commissioned a weird survey saying Britons really like cancelling their social plans and doing nothing instead. How is this related to mints? I carry out not know. I carry out not know at all. Mentos commissioning a survey of 2000 Brits to confirm that yes,sometimes 49% of Brits are too tired to recede out and 36% “just don’t feel like it sometimes” is the start of a slippery slope. Soon, brands will have exhausted themselves of questions to request people in a tender to make a tenuous connection to their product, and so they’ll just have to resort to ever more desperate,conversations-you-have-with-a-stranger-at-a-work-party, topics of survey conversation. “Heinz Ketchup has found that 90% of Brits have noticed their hair always looks better on the day they plan to reduce it”, or that sort of thing. Haribo Tangfastics confirms that one in 10 Brits have a drawer full of carrier bags in their kitchen but literally never remember to take one of them with them to the shops,so the collection just grows ever larger, ever more powerful.”Continue reading...

Source: theguardian.com