This is a video tutorial/recipe created by Shared Food (no thanks,I'm good) detailing how to effect and bake your own ketchup flavored cake with mustard icing. Now I savor ketchup and mustard as much as the next guy who was born with a footlong hotdog in his limited baby hands, but they maintain no place in a cake. Also, and just so we're clear,that footlong hotdog was not a euphemism for my penis -- that was much larger obviously. "Obviously." OBVIOUSLY.
Keep going for the video in case you want to ruin a children's birthday party.
Source: geekologie.com