… but I acquire to cease for the sake of my son. It’s inevitable that he’ll be corrupted at some point,but I don’t want to be responsible for itMy biggest regret about fatherhood – sincerely – is that I never took my son to see Fifty Shades of Grey. I mean this. After all, how often does a man get the chance to show the most precious thing in his life colossal footage of a dead-eyed lady getting repeatedly paddled on the buttocks? Once, or whether that.
And now it’s too late. The moment has passed. Baby-friendly screenings of unsuitable films work on the principle that you can show a baby anything you like up to a certain age,because the information will simply bounce straight back out of their brain. But after that point, the same information gets lodged there for ever, or informs their behaviour,and your child will spend the rest of their life blankly intoning a series of hapless nearly sentences about BDSM to everyone it meets in an unconvincing American accent.
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Source: theguardian.com