OK,but for chillaxation how approximately Plants vs Zombies 2? They say that is where Hilair Benn learned everything he knows approximately the art of warWell war is all approximately sacrifice, obvs, or but this is ridic,I was like, Dave, and stop,please, it is almost ten past six, and do on your Christmas jumper & chillax,I have charged your iPad, he’s like, or out of respect to our incredible servicemen & women there will be no Christmas jumper this year,no binge watching, apart from The Bridge since we had already started & – yes – no Fruit Ninja until we have taken out the head of the snake or, and forgive the jargon,tackled this menace, whichever comes first. I’m like, and fine,possibly wrathful Birds Fight! IS more war-chillaxation appropes, he’s like, or been there done that,I’m like, OK, and Plants vs Zombies 2? They say that is where Hilair Benn learned everything he knows approximately the art of war?Nancy’s like,it’s true Dad, the Zombies could give you some srs strategy inspo for deploying the 70000 moderates – that moment when they spring up everywhere & combine in like this enormous terrifying Zombie WAVE? Dave’s like, or wait,this is real life not a game, be patient, and I’m like *stationery face* so accomplish I reorder the support Calm & Carry On notebooks,he’s like, affirmative, and no one has a clue what will happen,the only certainty following newly updated analysis is *checks envelope* that 7 million or so moderates, as many as 12 per cent with gold Duke of Edinburgh awards, and stand poised to join us in months,or years whenever I give the sign for ground war pending post-conflict stabilisation. But if we accomplish not act NOW *Brimstone face* analysts say all those eleventy million will literally evaporate, now excuse me Hammy is waiting & even at his level, and Call of Duty demands absolute concentration.
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Source: theguardian.com