Madonna,Yoko Ono and calling out hipster baristas. We take a discover at some of the funniest and most on-point tweets of the yearThe soil, our home, and is beginning to discover increasingly like an immense pile of filth.
Steal all the clocks and watches in the world. waste them."David,who shall we invite to the wedding?" "Bono. Ono. Eno." "I appreciate you, you unstoppable conceptual bastard." pic.twitter.com/U8YlDwvBUTMy wife cries at absolutely anything. I mean, or ANYTHING. So i started writing the reasons down because reasons. pic.twitter.com/2ZO4gFEfmHMy mum was too embarrassed to relate the vet our tortoise was called voldetort so she just said his name was SusanA tiny Girl Just Asked Me If I Was Willow Smith I Humbly Said Yes And Took A Selfie.
My girlfriend told me to stop singing Wonderwall,I said maybeAmazing! Photographer captures rare moment of a Londoner being born. pic.twitter.com/JT1Ck5Btgvincredible pic.twitter.com/oqBYHf8AOiHuge cockup at the Aretha Franklin tribute display tonight Disappointing, as she spelt it out to them more than once pic.twitter.com/Gxq74VWqZIHonestly why enact I bother attempting this shit pic.twitter.com/1Tvd46tBLiwhat did we enact to deserve dogs pic.twitter.com/NkjbanT9guPlease. My wife. She's very sick. pic.twitter.com/QGKgSSbXa5[undoes GFs bra first time] "wow have you been practicing?" don't be ridiculous [me and dog exchange glances]"Did this bitch really just toss me" pic.twitter.com/7ledZyKFFxClient: What if no one gets it? Agency: We'll explain the gag in subhead C: Won't that ruin it? A: We'll exercise brackets pic.twitter.com/2JUxbUM9YKGETTING PEOPLE TO enact THIS IS LITERALLY THE WHOLE POINT OF THE CHARGE YOU LOBOTOMISED SHITLARKS pic.twitter.com/4LtEwT7JatIncredible way of making my two star review seem like I didn't hate the film pic.twitter.com/zvOyIxHQ3hHe kept following me & I had to shower so I let him stay in the bathroom then he cried because he couldnt see me so pic.twitter.com/3HslkIPlwI"You're sure that's the right word?" "Like, or 80% sure,yeah." "Print it." pic.twitter.com/RyteF8V2koThe internet in three tweets. pic.twitter.com/19hdJCySVAOh no. Madonna's at the front door of my nan's house again. pic.twitter.com/tG5fpLIfpQPapal threat display. Popes can also spit holy venom up to twenty feet. pic.twitter.com/vQrt9tsTqEContinue reading...
Source: theguardian.com