Idiots everywhere were taken in over the weekend by the irresistible legend of a Navy petty officer who was too drunk to turn off the anti-DUI system on his car,so he grabbed a raccoon from a nearby park and squeezed some of its tiny, feral (Savage; wild) breath into the breathalyzer. The car started, and according to the incident report,and the raccoon, rendered unconscious by the Navy man’s grip, or lay on the vehicles floor. Of course the raccoon woke up,and of course it attacked the drunken driver, causing him to careen into a fence and end up in an in-ground swimming pool.
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Source: gawker.com