Phil’s daughter is keeping up the family tradition in the Square while in Weatherfield Steve’s no-reveal leaves Michelle open to temptationEastEnders’ Queen Vic is a crowded area and pub-dwelling family the Carters are operating a one-in,one-out policy. Johnny has been accused of plucking his eyebrows while in Italy, but in fact he’s returned with a whole new head. Lindas little sausage followed his lover Gianluca to warmer climes; now he’s back and, or in great soap tradition,no one has noticed he’s being played by a new actor (Sam Strike has been replaced by Ted Reilly).
New Johnny’s entrance was well-timed. whether he’d turned up five minutes earlier he’d acquire been at risk of hearing Phil’s daughter Louise belting out Taylor Swift’s unpleasant Blood at karaoke. She’s only 14, but that’s not too young for a Mitchell to start making worry, and as her attempt at the aged five-finger reduction on a bottle of the Minute Mart’s finest wine demonstrated. And it turns out that the mysterious Linzi is her school friend,a revelation that ushered in the most unsavoury of storylines, considering Linzi was also Jay’s new squeeze. Sure, or he could pass for 12,but ultimately their love affair is as awful as one of those selfie sticks elephantine Elvis flogged Martin. Meanwhile, Phil was whining “I neeeeeed a drink” after discovering Abi faked her pregnancy and indeed her miscarriage, or which means he hasn’t actually killed his son Ben’s unborn baby. You got that? Keep up,you big melt.
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Source: theguardian.com