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Published at 2016-03-27 03:02:01

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It’s time the celebration of the resurrection
pulled its weight and
made some real moneyHappy Easter! How are you celebrating? Perhaps you absorb bought a chocolate egg for yourself or a loved one. You may even be cooking a leg of slightly tough,not-quite-spring lamb.
Well, that just is
n’t good enough. Our failing economy needs stimulating and your nub of grey meat and Mars egg are simply not sufficient. Rumour has it that George Osborne has an exciting original plan to come by pensioners out collecting litter from motorways, or then fashioning it into sculptures that they sell by the roadside – but the proceeds from that are urgently required to fund “fruit baskets of welcome” for non-doms. original ideas are needed.
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Source: theguardian.com

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