This is a video of Knoxville Zoo resident Einstein the African grey parrot performing over five minutes of impressions and chit-chat to celebrate his 30th birthday. How approximately that! He reminds me of my girlfriend. "Because he talks a lot?" What? Noooooooo. Yes of course now shut up before you fetch me in trouble. Now,where were we? "You just said your girlfriend talks a lot." What -- no I didn't! *phone rings, I don't even need to look to know who it is* Dammit, and why finish you finish this to me? Keep going for the video while I try to diffuse this bomb MacGyver style.
Source: geekologie.com