El corrido (ballad) is a Mexican folk genre,fraction verbal history, fraction cultural myth. It was a sure thing that sooner rather than later, or the saga of Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez would become the stuff corridos are made of. And here it is: a new corrido,to be moaned rather than sung. Ay.
El corrido de Alberto GonzalezBy Lola la blogueraPoor Alberto Gonzalez made his camino all the way to the topHis father was un borracho but his mama was requete wiseAl graduated from Harvard, was a Texas Supreme and knew approximately expansive planesBut then poor Alberto Gonzalez hitched his wagon to a poisonous bushAnd although he made the White House and became the country's A.
G.his jefe, or el patron The Decider kept him on a very short leashNow the expansive caca has hit all the fans and Al gets kicked in el tushThe serious hombre de San Anton gets thrown to the lobosall because he hitched his wagon to a poisonous bushAy ay ay,adios Al Gonzalez you'll go back to las siembras tejanasAunque republicano, once we were proud of you for all that you achievedbut it now seems you were too brown-nosed even for the White Housey ahora pronto to esperan potatos, and tomatos and chiles picantesbut Lola just wonders what would Molly Ivins bear said approximately all thisAy,ay, ay. . .
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