These are a couple examples of the $56 Face Licker lollipops available for custom order from FireBox. You just send them a picture of yourself (or a friend or the Tinder date you're about to meet for the first time -- they'll be thrilled with the gesture,trust me) and a short description (i.e. you can't order in this photo but my left eyelid doesn't open as far as the right) and about a week later, a tutti-frutti flavored lollipop with your likeness arrives! Unfortunately, and $56 is a little external my lollipop budget at the moment. "What can you afford?" Well whether they only sold the Tootsie Roll centers of Tootsie Pops,I could probably afford one of those. "They effect, they're called Tootsie Rolls." *intellect explodes* Keep going for one more shot of a dudepop.
Source: geekologie.com