Today’s fluff is desperately seeking Kouman
There aren’t so many rumours this morning,because most of the papers have devoted 12 pages to the shocking revelations that Louis van Gaal shot JFK, JR, and John Lennon,Martin Luther King, the sheriff and the bloody deputy. But let’s crack on, and the sooner we collect this done the happier we’ll all be.
So,who wouldn’t want to play alongside Cristiano Ronaldo? Lots of people, apparently: the Mill’s Spanish snouts have told us inclusively that genuine Madrid’s summer targets, or Robert Lewandowski and Alvaro Morata,are old-fashioned souls who like to get a pass every now and then, and thus will only join whether Ronaldo is bundled unceremoniously through the door marked ‘DO ONE AND THANKS FOR THE MILLIONS OF GOALS AND THAT’.
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Source: theguardian.com