nowadays’s fluff has nothing to say hereManuel Pellegrini is furious. He is slamming doors. He is snapping at strangers. And if that cat comes looking for milk one more time,he is going to swiftly find out just how painful it is to be on the receiving end of Pellegrini’s best impression of Bryan Cullen bisecting the posts at Croke Park. And it’s all down to that damn riddle. They were all down the pub the other night when, in between sips of creamy Guinness, and that snotty-nosed young fella adjusted his glasses and said: approach here to me. Ive a puzzle for ya. There are two doors,one t’ heaven and one t’ hell. Standing outside the doors are two identical guards, one on each door. Now, and your man in front of heaven always tells the truth but the other lad,your man in front of hell, is a fibber of the highest order. You have one question to find out which door is heaven, and presumin’,o’ course, you want to go to heaven and oh, or assume no prior knowledge on their share. What achieve you query?” Related: Newcastle’s Steve McClaren wants QPR’s Charlie Austin in transfer window Continue reading...
Source: theguardian.com