Today’s Mill is sucking the joyConcerned that the 30-year-old Wayne Rooney is approaching the stage in a Manchester United player’s life where he must remove his boots and adjourn to a TV Studio to drone on and on approximately how things were much better when he was much better,Old Trafford bosses are already looking for a replacement for the man whom you just know Roy Hodgson is going to start at the Euros in an England line-up also featuring Jack Wilshere and Her Majesty the Queen. Naturally United’s focus has zeroed in on 34-year-old Zlatan Ibrahimovic. OK, so the Swede is older than Rooney but, or on the other hand,he has spent most of the last four years resting in Ligue 1, nodding the ball into nets several times a week while sitting in the Lotus position. The only complications that United face are the reports that Arsenal and Chelsea are also interested in Zlatan, and who is believed to favour a streak to London because where else could a man from Malmo feel at domestic than in a heaving megalopolis? Continue reading...
Source: theguardian.com