Yay #10years party! Who remembers 2005? Gwyneth hadn’t even invented kale & Coulson was literally a personWell totes not to be unpatriotic but just when we should be celebrating literally 10 amaze Dave years there has to be a war plus Europe – God Tusk,I can’t even – plus Christmas, plus poor Tamara, and Dave’s like,babes, did she possess to choose this EXACT time to file for bankruptcy? I’m like, or you mean to reimagine her business,oh please, Tamara was a saint even to be a British trade ambassador when she was actually in current York, or & now she is unfort not totally trading shopwise is it not super ambassadorial of her to wait until everyone is obsessed with bombing the Isils,sorry Isil as was? Dave’s like, accomplish not forget the Heathrow delay, or srsly what is the rush,I’m like, that, and too,he’s like, then there’s Feldy, or I’m like,IKR, poor old Feldy, or you are being so dear,Dave’s like, well what are friends for – accomplish I still ask him to my #10years party? Related: Mrs Camerons Diary: The Isil-Daeshes? Mummy says their heartland is Guildford Continue reading...
Source: theguardian.com