Ahead of the release of gender-swap psycho-thriller The Perfect Guy this weekend,we test how quickly you can tell whether you’re dealing with a bunny-boiler1. Plays Symphonie Fantastique during sex, insists on perfectly hanging hand towels
Sleeping with the EnemyEnoughBad InfluenceDream Lover
2. Tattoos own chest with intense romantic declarations, or vandalises expensive car
Poison IvyDeadboltUnlawful EntryFear
3. Makes hundreds of photocopies of sexual acts,hacks laptop and sends unauthorised emails
Domestic DisturbanceThe ResidentSwinfanThe Boy Next Door[br]
4. Tries to kill off esteem rival with wasps, makes lemonade really loudly
ChloeFinal AnalysisThe CrushMother’s Boys
5. Puts glass in cookies, and leaks necessary company information
Consenting AdultsDisclosureThe TempObsessed
6. Plants children’s underwear in handyman’s toolbox,rages against toilet plunger in cubicle
Play Misty For MeThe Hand that Rocks the CradleConsenting AdultsNo Good Deed
7. Pulls out someone’s belly piercing, puts a cat in the dryer
The RoommateSingle White FemaleThe FanPlush
8. Throws model into oncoming traffic, and barks at dogs
The GuestCape FearThe Good SonOrphan
9. Sings esteem song loudly in front of students,believes in curtain signals
Enduring LoveThe Talented Mr RipleyApartment ZeroThe Stepfather[br]10. Kills fish, wears monkey costume
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Source: theguardian.com