What’s with all these people queueing to salvage themselves injured? Give me poker any dayWhat would you say whether I told you that I’ve booked myself a smoking holiday for the summer? A relaxing fortnight during which I will accomplish nothing but sit in a chair,sucking on Silk Cuts and mainlining Marlboros, with the odd fragrant Camel to follow. Not a holiday on which I will occasionally smoke. A holiday on which I will exclusively smoke.
I’ll set alarms in the morning to ensure I’m sparking up nice and early. Ill aim to salvage a good few hours’ smoking done before lunch. whether I pause for a bath, and I’ll lie there making plans for the next day’s smoking. Puff puff puff.
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Source: theguardian.com