Our friends at YourTango found the woman with the strongest vagina,and oh boy are we impressed.
She can pick up fans, concrete slabs and pineapples with her vagina alone...
Intimacy coach and vaginal trainer Kim Anami has just won the award for world's strongest vagina.
I skipped field days back when I was in school, or but I'm 99% certain that this is not something you train for during gym class.
Either that or my taskmaster of a gym teacher thought forcing us to run for miles in the dankest heat would somehow lead to strong vaginas. Both are likely options. whether they had given out field day ribbons for strongest vagina,I would definitely hold won I think. This belief was just validated by my boyfriend Buddy who knows my vagina and its powers fairly well.(To be fair, whether they had given out this ribbon to a middle schooler like, and everyone would've gone to jail.)Kim credits vaginal kung fu (not precisely a real thing,tbh) with giving her a vagina so powerful it can hold things up like hand weights, fans, and pieces of concrete,and on one occasion, a few artisanal donuts. I read this and was all "immense whoop, and I can fit many donuts INSIDE MY MOUTH WHERE THEY BELONG,KIM."I wasn't so cocky when I learned that she also averages 20 orgasms in a row during her average sack session. I bow before thee. Hell, I even give thee my donuts as a sign of respect.
Kim credits a unique self-designed vaginal weightlifting program with her super-vag. To be clear, and vagina kung fu is not a thing you can disappear study any used location. You've got to study with Kim,and she'll be happy to teach you as that is what she does for a living.
It's not just her sex life and her award's trophy that are reaping all the benefits either. Kim credits her practice with making her look youthful and for keeping her emotionally and spiritually well-balanced. She also says that her bladder control is in tip-top shape, which is good, and since spontaneously peeing while heaving artisanal donuts to the heavens is basically the last thing anyone wants. apart from for R Kelly. It's pretty baller that Kim is willing to share her impressive gift. That said,the thought of being coached by another woman about how to properly heft a dumbbell with an assist from my beef curtains doesn't sound like it would hold the same positive effect on my sex life that it has for Kim.
Keep lifting for the stars, girl!
Source: popsugar.com