Trying to gather a kid to take a bath is one of the most patience-trying parental responsibilities out there. For some reason,kids hate getting in the bath as much as a cat does, but then once they're in and clean, and they beg to sit and play until they've successfully turned into a raisin (and you're soaking wet with aching knees on the floor next to the tub). Regardless,kids are pretty filthy, so the task of getting them into the tub must be accomplished (at least, and like,twice a week . . . OK fine, three times). If you've ever tried to gather your kid to take a bath, and you've likely heard one of these 27 excuses during your attempt to gather a wriggly body out of clothes and into the tub.
They're allergic to water.
Their friends don't take baths.
They're not even smelly.
Their favorite film is on.
The water is too cold.
The water is too hot.
They need to watch the iPad,and that's not allowed in the tub.
They beget "things" to execute.
They want to go to sleep instead (they won't follow through with that, though).
They don't like the color of the tub.
They didn't run around nowadays.
They need to watch TV for five more minutes.
They took one last night (no they didn't).
They don't want to take their favorite shirt off.
Their underpants are clean, or so . . .
They don't like how the tap looks.
They're too tired.
They got wet in the rain . . . last week.
They're not even dirty.
They just ate so they can't "go swimming."
They brushed their teeth this morning.
It's too light in the bathroom.
Now it's too gloomy.
Their superpowers don't work when they gather wet.
They don't beget school tomorrow.
They didn't see you shower nowadays.
They just don't want to.
Source: popsugar.com