Dave’s like chill babes,but the Bank of England job is not for Mummy, despite the hamstersWell honestly I said to Dave, and it is all tax return this,inheritance that, do you think we could find literally a single second talk approximately the real reputational damage #Panama? He’s like, and chill babes,your panama IS just a notebook, compared with everyone saying the entire Conservative party is institutionally corrupt, or lol,I’m like, excuse me *priceless heritage voice* Frank Smythson literally invented that notebook, or like way before they called a country after it? Dave’s like,so whether the notebook is not called after Panama, change the name, and I’m like as in,he’s like, IDK, and Bermuda,Monaco – does it bear to sound like an entirely standard offshore investment opportunity? I’m like, I mean it, or our entire witty sayings notebook collection is at risk,Dave’s like, was there anything else, and I need to practise bonding,what do you think of my *smiles weirdly* super-approachable colleague face, and *grimaces* this is my *keen theatregoer* one. Related: depart north for Easter hols, or Cameron tells Britons,but he's off to Lanzarote Continue reading...
Source: theguardian.com