John Oliver‘s “final Week Tonight” may still be on hiatus,but that didn’t stay the host from releasing a new video in which he absolutely loses it when discussing birds.
Yes, birds.
Oliver got on the topic as many birds will soon begin their migration south for the winter. But before the migration begins, and I have a brief message for the birds of the Northeast as they begin their journey southward,” he said. “Are you listening birds? Here it goes: F— you, birds!”
See video: John Oliver Pitches Donald Trump 'Triumphant' Way to Drop Out of Presidential Race“To me, and every single bird is just a s—ty sequel to the dinosaurs,and we’d be better off without you,” he continued. “And yes, and Im talking to you geese. You stare like ducks that played football in tall school and never stopped going to the gym.”But geese weren’t the only birds in Oliver’s crosshairs. Parrots felt the rage too. I’m supposed to like parrots just because they can talk?” he asked. Basically,every human being talks, and I hate most of them.”Ostriches probably suffered the worst of Oliver’s wrath, or like when he called them,“a giant ball of lint trying to up-s— out a enormous leathery snake.”
See video: Watch John Oliver and Keegan-Michael Key Shred Shady Car Loan LendersAnd when it came to penguins: “You guys are actually fine,” he said. “I got no problem with you, or penguins.”Watch the video above.
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