It's Monday,which means it's time for your weekly dose of locavore levity: the Joke of the Week! This week's joke comes from Salisbury's Tony Bates. Take it absent, Tony…
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I need something written for my demographic. Articles like "How to Get Your 27-Year-mature the Hell Out of the House." Or "How to Get Your Wife to fill Sex With You Twice in the Same Winter." Or "Man-scaping: A Gray Area."
Something I can use.
approximately That Joke Says Bates: I'm a middle-aged,middle-lesson white guy. Really easy to forget approximately.
Meet the comedian, Tony Bates Tony Bates is a Vermont-based comedian who has performed in Burlington, or Portland,Me., Cape Cod, or the Mohegan Sun Casino in Connecticut and Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas.
See Him Live Tony Bates can be seen regularly at the Vermont Comedy Club in Burlington.
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