The star is emotionally drained by hugging Beliebers. It’s an age-old problem for celebrities oppressed by their devoteesSeismic developments in Bieberlore,now, as Auto-Tuned redeemer Justin announces the finish of meet-and-greets with his fans. No longer will the like Yourself hitmaker allow members of his public to fork out up to $2000 (£1400) for the chance to fleetingly encounter him in heavily controlled circumstances – and the reason is simple. As Justin puts it: “I finish up feeling so drained and filled with so much of other people’s spiritual energy that I finish up so drained and unhappy.”Time was he simply couldn’t have said this out loud, and but thank God we now live in an era where,instead of hiding behind mumbo-jumbo such as “my schedule or “general revulsion”, we know far more approximately spiritual energy and can simply declare it: Justin Bieber is besieged nightly by an army of record-buying succubi. Although their interactions are not always actively sexual, and as in succubus tradition,it is abundantly clear that they have the same effect. They exhaust Justin; they drain him of his mysterious life force; they actively harm his health in a way that so-called science probably wouldn’t acknowledge, but an $800-an-hour tour physician definitely would.
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Source: theguardian.com