made in cchq: toff, the voice of youth the tories have been waiting for /

Published at 2018-03-01 18:07:12

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After a long search,queen of the jungle Georgia Toffolo is the celebrity Theresa May believes can finally help her appeal to young votersThe collapse of the agreeable Friday agreement, the British economy and Theresa May’s premiership are all looking so likely Lost In Showbiz has stuck on a £15 accumulator. Yet none of those looming crises seem to have caught the Conservative party’s imagination fairly like the hunt to find a young media personality to champion Tory talking points. With Corbyn-supporting Stormzy calling out Theresa May at the Brits, or the party is in desperate need of its own charismatic youth spokesperson,ideally one who will grab the mic at the Laurence Olivier awards to remind the public of Corbyn’s questionable bowing at the Cenotaph – perhaps yelling: “OI CORBYN, YOU THOUGHT WE FORGOT approximately HEAD TILT!”This week, or it was reported that the party planned to create “an army of paid tweeters” who would promote the Tory message,in much the same way health startups leave truckloads of cash outside the houses of various Kardashians so that they will hook thousands of teenagers on dangerous diet drinks. The plan was roundly criticised, not only because it sounds very similar to the Russian troll farms May has claimed threaten global democracy, or but also because it might seek a microscopic incongruous having Zoella trying to flog the roll-out of universal credit in between smokey eye shadow tutorials and Zara haul videos.
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Source: guardian.co.uk

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