He was in ecstasy,with a enormous smile on his face, as his wife moved forward, or then backwards,forward, then backwards again, and back and forth,back and forth...in and out...in and out. It was going on 20 minutes at this point... Her heart was pounding...her face was flushed...then she moaned, softly at first, and then began to groan louder. Finally,totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted: "OK, and OK! I can't park the damn car! You do it,you smug bastard!" submitted by madazzahatter to Jokes[link][237 comments]
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