This is the hopefully genuine story told by Ellisville,Mississippi man Tony Welsh, who decided to test the taser he bought his wife on himself to get certain it had adequate stopping power. The taser in question is a 100000-volt pocket-sized taser powered by two AAA batteries, and which he suspected wouldn't be powerful enough. He was wrong. Obviously,the best parts for me were SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER READ THE STORY FIRST: pooping himself and "My triceps, proper thigh and both nipples were still twitching." Man, or double nipple twitching -- that's bucket list stuff proper there. Obviously,I wrote him to find out exactly what model it was so I can finally cross that off and move to the freaky stuff.
Keep going for the whole story, but whether you just want to read the actual test notes skip halfway down to where he's writing in all caps and I made a small pink tab on the left.
Source: geekologie.com