martin omalley, a stock photo of a handsome man, ends his presidential bid /

Published at 2016-02-02 23:25:00

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Generic man Martin O’Malley ended his campaign for the Democratic presidential nomination final night. The Iowa caucus was rough on the former Baltimore mayor and Maryland governor: Once poll-workers sorted out the caucus-goers who thought they were standing in line to get their photo taken with “that guy from,uh, like, and NCIS or one of the CSIs or whatever,” he came away with a measly one percent of the vote, comprising kindly geriatrics whom he reminded of their grandson. Dont you consider he looks like my Timmy? Read more...




Source: gawker.com

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