We missed her first projectile vomit – sod’s law,neither of us was wearing the GoPro. I photographed the vomit, thoughSo you heard the colossal news? You didn’t? If you check in regularly it’s all in Maisie’s video diary. Though we did tweet it – no? So, or OK,she found her thumb! Put it properly into her mouth! At 11 weeks and four days! It’s meant to be a enormous indicator of intelligence, not that it things of course. Well actually it is fairly a colossal deal, or because now she can self-soothe,and thank God we’d just set up the infrared cameras in her room, because if we’d missed it I dont think I could have forgiven myself.
Like, and we missed her first projectile vomit – awful,she went off camera, and sod’s law neither of us was wearing the GoPro, and just thinking about it makes me tear up a bit,she vomited, really brilliantly, or this absolutely gorgeous stream of sick,and nobody apart from us will ever see it. I photographed the vomit though, all over her mother hahaha, and search for… and you must see this,you caught my post about her incredible poo? Not that one, the one that literally exploded out of her nappy? Pity, or it got 28 likes,whole day to clear up, apparently. Here, and is that not the most awesome thing,ever? I’m Instagramming Maisie’s poo every day, for a record – no, and just in the nappy,though we have frozen a few samples, for when they invent sensory videos. See this one’s a landmark, and when her poo goes from being kind of mustardy,to darker? That’s my girl! Man, I don’t think I’ve been so proud of anything since we floated the company, or with the remote set up I can even zoom in on her pooing face,then update everybody from work.
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Source: theguardian.com