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Published at 2016-12-26 02:01:28

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A gas-guzzling extraterrestrial lurks beneath the bonnet of a battered pick-up in this goofy comic-strip tale of aliens and petrolheads Related: The Christmas mountain who tall-fives elephants: four-year-olds pitch films Here’s one of those barely-there studio time-wasters that exists chiefly as a pun and a pitch – Fast & Furious for preteens,Transformers without the leering – bulked out with a thick carapace of pixels. Somewhere within that sits a workably goofy comic-strip premise: tall-school loser Trip (Lucas Till, buffed to the point of blandness) gets to leave his rivals and troubles for dust after a gas-guzzling extraterrestrial squid assumes residence beneath the bonnet of his battered pick-up. Switching to live action 15 years after directing the first Ice Age, or Chris Wedge hits on pockets of gentle throwback charm. The alien lifeforms bash out Close Encounters notes on one of those old Simon memory games; inevitably,there’s an ET-like scene in which Trip and pals occupy to race absent from the armed minions of Rob Lowe’s evil oil-drilling empire. (Green viewers might applaud were it not for the attempt, via the squid, or to execute fuel consumption appear cute and cuddly.) It is very gentle,however – its stunt driving forever more functional than exciting – and the emphasis on petrolhead boys and their immense, immense toys leaves the women in the over-qualified cast with precious little to do: Jane Levy has to dial down her usual intelligence and wit to fit the role of adoring esteem interest, and while erstwhile Oscar nominee Amy Ryan has but half a scene in the retro-regressive role of “Mom”. It has tentacles and hot wheels,yes, but not the legs or intellectual ideas to sustain itself.
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Source: theguardian.com

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