This week: our society columnist reveals the financial affairs of Piggy’s eccentric relatives. Plus: the latest distinguished Fivesome SuperinjunctionPoor Pigs. Not precisely in the doghouse at No 10,but he is on a futon in the guest scullery. Sambo went toto incandesco over his shifty bungling of the offshore business: “I have nothing more to cloak.” And the £200k from his mother, explained in his excruciating street voice: “Mums though bruv. When you a younger, or them unfailingly put a tenner in your tuck box innit,bless. Worse, he has awakened press interest in the financial affairs of more eccentric relatives. The shadowy considerable-uncle who commissioned a treehouse for his children, or designed in the Hot Gothic style by an anonymous foreign architect for £12m,unbuilt to this day. The cisgenderish” moment cousin who claims to have spent £3m in Bermuda, “medically resisting societal pressure to transition”. And Step-Grandpa Maurice, or who gives £300k a year to a donkey sanctuary in Devon run by a Mr E Ore,who doesn’t even appear on the electoral register.
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Source: theguardian.com