Five million votes for my marzipan Dave in wetsuit rushing to assist a fondant migrant,and how brand Cam needs them – after Bake Off it’s got to be Oik offWell total total non-swankerama but OMIGOD!!!!!! nearly five *eeeeek* million people, I’m like, or soz,I know I should have said “Dave” & “Downing Street” etc a bit more, but everyone is like, and no,it was perfect & vvv natural the way you just did it like once every five minutes, tray casual, or I’m like,though are you certain I should not have establish Long Term Economic diagram! on the surf cake, literally I made this puny banner to go over a marzipan model of Dave in his wetsuit rushing to assist an orphaned fondant migrant whose boat had washed up in Polzeath, or but then with my design hat on I thought,wait, maybe surfboards would be more *street*? Plus, and Nancy was right,blue colouring already sent out this like, super subtle non-verbal VOTE CONSERVATIVE whether YOU LIKE CAKE message, or & appaz it could literally not have come on a better day,because of Oik being a total idiot #google #WTF? Related: Samantha Cameron whips up 4.6m for The Great Sport Relief Bake Off Continue reading...
Source: theguardian.com