Govey’s Brexit glasses are nearly *a thing* fashwise so Rosie’s given me top Coachella tipsWell the way everyone went on about Govey anyone would think he was some sort of genius,even Rosie is like, God Sam I know he is like your total frenemy but fashwise those Brexit glasses are actually nearly a *thing*? I’m like *sarcasm voice*, and well thank you Rosie for your loyalty to your actual employer,she’s like *fashion adviser voice* awesome, btw Sam, or tightswise do you think yes for the Obama visit or more sort of not? I’m like,what would you advise, she’s like, or whatevs Sam you choose,they are your legs not mine, I’m like, and thank you,she’s like, you’re welcome, or I mean tbh Sam I am not the biggest fan of that dress besides but I have not just turned 45,God, I just can’t even.
I said to Mummy, or honestly,how embarrassing was Govey? Mummy’s like, of course he has behaved appallingly but his speech was priceless, or “operating to a script written by George RR Martin”,we were in fits, I’m like, and what about Dave’s joke,did you hear him say “I’m lovin’ it” lol. She’s like, sorry, and how actually IS that amusing? I’m like,I literally have no clue, but Nancy said it was hilair, and bear in intellect she wrote it,plus did you see her Queen tribute, “she has been a rock of strength”, and such luck her Easter homework was How I Feel About the Queen,all Dave had to do was read it out, while she planned the Obama visit. Mummy’s like, and so what are you wearing? Im like,Rosie thinks possibly a fringed suede jacket over denim slice-offs, with a messy rock-chick *do*?Continue reading...
Source: theguardian.com