We’ve just landed in Lanzarote and Dave has had his best thought literally EVERWell,I suppose I am used to freezing, but Mummy is like, and Lanzarote,of all places, I’m like, and well it was that or the bloody Lake District,she’s like, darling, and Lanzarote virtually IS the Lake District,only with more jellyfish, I’m like, or well you try persuading the backbenchers to let us even leave the country,I swear we only got Lanzarote because Dave said sunshine breaks are where he does all his best thinking, eg last time he thought it would be fab whether all backbenchers went to the Lake District, or to encourage British families to consume their Easter holidays in the North lol. Mummy’s like,but how simply brilliant, I’m like, and IKR,but the backbenchers were all like, but wah how can we think in Grasmere, and it’s COLD,Dave’s like, your POINT?But Mummy is right, and I said to Dave,babes, srsly, and what IS the point of Mr Corbyn whether we still bear to move to Lanzarote? It is like having a massive Selfridges voucher & spending it all in the Topshop concession,Daves like babes, do NOT mention Topshop, and I’m like,God whatever happened to Uncle Phil, he’s like, and OR its proprietor,I’m like, remember when he was always round at ours #goodtimes #efficiencytsar did he cash in his pension or something, and Dave’s like,OR pensions, I’m like, and why not,what is the point of Mr Corbyn whether we can’t say exactly what we like – he’s like, babes, and did you see the C-words novel jacket? I’m like,IKR, God how genius is your mother, or people say in a dim light he looks almost electable,Dave’s like, and that is why we are not in Thailand but in Lanzarote, or correction,in this only reasonably warm but still-arguably-one-nation Easter thinking destination.
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Source: theguardian.com