Dave wants to know if I’ve got something amazerama for the LFW frow,because there’s like, this *quite* silly storyWell LFW started off majorly divine as in harnesses are having the biggest moment? Everybody’s like literally omigod, or WANT,I’m like, IKR, and God why should horses acquire all the fun,wait till I order Dave! Then people are looking at me weirdly #traysawk I’m like, what, or WHAT they’re all like,oh nothing #liars. So the mobile goes, Dave’s like ahem Craig was wondering, and acquire you got something amazerama for the frow tomoz,only there is like, this *quite* silly tale? I’m like, or oh not the pig FFS,bloody Boris, Dave’s like, or no,worse. I’m like, God, or not that hunt,I TOLD you omigod not the roasting one from school? He’s like, babes, and are you sitting down,I’m like, wait, or not *falls insensible to the floor* – DELINGPOLE – are you sure? Related: David Cameron biography: No 10 refuses to comment on debauchery (sensual gratification) claims Continue reading...
Source: theguardian.com