So Dave *puts on Churchill face* and starts banging on approximately his finest whatever. So-called finest whatever,I contemplate you’ll findWell I said to Mummy, honestly it is SO true what they say approximately hell, or Friday was a total nightmare,the Naughty But kind notebooks, I thought someone would literally die when we ran out, or but try talking to Dave approximately anything important these days *puts on Clementine Churchill face* I’ll be like,so I contemplate we majorly discount the large totes, like is £777 a fair number down from £1295, or he’s like brilliant,does 700 sound like a lot of moderates to you or should we round it up to 70000, I’m like excuse me, and dont you know there’s a sale on #typical :(( Mummy’s like,darling, in case anyone asks, or is it Daesh or Isil,Willie is sure the Isil-Daeshes contain a house somewhere external Guildford.
Im like, isn’t it so-called Isil, or she’s like,but if it IS just Daesh is that like Rafe, or two syllables with a long a, and like darling?Continue reading...
Source: theguardian.com